I’m a writer. Writer’s tend to be overly creative people. We have overactive imaginations. We think differently than others. We see the world from a different perspective. We hate math.
Did you just shutter at the graphic? Did your eyes glaze over? Did you automatically say “24” after the first line because the multiplication tables were drilled into your head in the 5th grade? Well, you might be a creative person.
It’s no surprise. A lot of folks are creative. For instance, musicians, actors, artists, all rely heavily on the right sides of their brain. It’s the left-brainers you have to worry about. But sometimes I have to wonder, should we limit the extent of our creativity? I know that goes against the whole premise of this blog (“Where imagination abounds, nothing is impossible”), but hear me out. Consider these wacky inventions, then I’ll ask the question again:
What is the purpose of this? So a blind person knows where to hold the glass?
Pizza cutters not trendy any longer; we now need scissors? And who even eats a slice of pizza this small?
Here’s the answer to sweaty palms. (Jenny Hansen at More Cowbell has probably known about these for years.)
Wanna see who’s following you, but don’t want to turn around?
All the tables at your favorite restaurant full? No worries, just sit yourself down and order up. (I’d avoid the soup.)
I call this one – the Nap Lap.
Tired of messing up your whole face with that damned lipstick? Here’s the answer you’ve been looking for.
And my personal favorite:
Are you a busy mom but worry about setting your baby down on the dirty ground in order to get those dreaded chores done? Well, here’s the product for you.
I’ve got to admit, that last one is genius. (Does that make me a bad person?) But seriously, how can anybody holding a baby properly wash their hands after using the restroom? I’m sure this invention was created by a man; I’m just sure of it.
And so folks, after seeing just a minuscule display of the wacky stuff that people “create,” do you want to change your answer? Should creativity have limits? Or do you agree with me, that maybe we should just put a boundary restriction on inventors. Yeah, that’s it.
What’s the craziest invention you’ve come across? Have you ever purchased something “clever” to make your life easier? Do you want any of the above items for yourself? Hey, I won’t judge.
Word of the Day: Guipure
Fun fact about me: I love starfruit.
Original post by Jansen Schmidt, April 2015. Photos courtesy Google Images.
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