Posted in blogging, Family, Fiction, fingers, friends, humor, Jansen Schmidt, love, writing, tagged aches, aging, daily pain, daughters, headaches, injuries, joint pain, mothers, pains, parents, phantom pain, random, sore back, teenager, unexplainable pain on July 31, 2017| 15 Comments »
I remember my mom sometimes complaining about little aches and pains she was experiencing, almost every day. (I’m sure I was the cause of some of those headaches.) Anyway, as a teen-ager I used to think my mom was just saying these things so my brother and I would feel sorry for her and not give her any grief those days because she wasn’t feeling good. I mean, come on, how can someone have a new pain every – single – day? (more…)
Posted in blogging, Family, Fiction, fingers, food, humor, Jansen Schmidt, writing, tagged avocado hand, avocados, bagels, cutting, dangers, doctors, fingers, food dangers, food stickers, hand injuries, idiots, injuries, knife danger, knives, paper cuts, sharp knives, stickers, warning labels on May 22, 2017| 10 Comments »
I truly believe we are surrounded by idiots. For this reason warning labels must now be affixed to EV – RY – THING. Because, in all seriousness, everything is potentially harmful if people don’t possess common sense. (more…)
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