We’ve all heard the expression: “Where has the time gone?” I’m sure a lot of us have probably used that phrase. I used to wonder all the time how time got away from me. The other day I had an epiphany about why I lost so much time. The more I thought about it, the more I realized I was right and, sadly, there’s not a darn thing I can do about it in some instances.
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What’s In Your Browser?
Posted in authors, blogging, Fiction, friends, goals, grammar, humor, Jansen Schmidt, laughter, resolutions, social media, words, writers, writing, tagged autocorrect, big words, browser, browsing history, computer hacking, cookies, Google, hacked, internet, internet research, Macgyver, paper clips, research, spyware, vocabulary, vocabulary words on November 15, 2021| 2 Comments »
Computers are so commonplace these days; everyone has one. A lot of folks have more than one. We’ve become a society so dependent on our computers that we often forget how to do things without the assistance of artificial intelligence. Like spelling. Most computers will either automatically correct your spelling or, at the very least, highlight misspelled words so that you can click on it and see how to fix it without even knowing how to fix it yourself. Lazy. Lazy is what that is.
(more…)Beware the Free Champagne
Posted in alcohol, Autumn, Baer House Inn, blogging, drinks, food, health, humor, Jansen Schmidt, laughter, money, travel, vacation, writing, tagged art, art auction, art auctions, champagne, free, free champagne, free stuff, giveaways, pretending on November 8, 2021| 6 Comments »
I’m sure I’ve said it before, but I’m saying it now anyway – I love champagne. It’s one of my favorite beverages. I can drink champagne any time of the day, any day of the week, for any special or non-special occasion. It’s a very versatile beverage. You can drink it straight, mixed with juice, in cocktails or even frozen in a slushie. What’s not to love?
(more…)Drink Up Me Hearties Yo Ho!
Posted in Baer House Inn, beer, drinks, eating, Family, food, friends, humor, innkeeping, Jansen Schmidt, laughter, writing, tagged alcoholic drinks, bars, bartending, beer, celebrations, cheers, cocktail menu, cocktails, drinking, happy hour, libations, raspberry rum mule, rum, toasting, toasts, what's for dinner, wine on September 20, 2021| 4 Comments »
Cheers! Huzzah! Mazel Tov! I’ll drink to that!
Americans have lots of expressions that accompany raising a glass and toasting something or other, be it a congratulatory tinking of crystal flutes to the bride and groom or clanking long-necked beer bottles to the father-to-be. Some have even been known to raise a glass in honor of a much-needed divorce being finalized or the good riddance of a bad boss. Either way, celebrating with alcohol is a very common and popular practice. One I highly condone, but please use moderation when imbibing. And NEVER drive afterward.
(more…)Let’s Talk Snacks
Posted in authors, Baer House Inn, blogging, dessert, desserts, dieting, eating, Family, food, health, humor, Jansen Schmidt, laughter, money, writing, tagged carcuterie board, charcuterie, chips, crackers, healthy snacks, popcorn, potato chips, salty, salty snacks, snacking, snacks on August 23, 2021| 11 Comments »
Everybody loves snacks. They do. Just ask anybody what their favorite snack is, and they’ll have an answer. A lot of people won’t even have to think about it, they’ll just instantly say what their favorite snack is. Except me. I don’t necessarily have a favorite snack as much as I have a favorite snack type. Salty.
(more…)Achoo Syndrome – It’s a Real Thing
Posted in Family, health, humor, Jansen Schmidt, laughter, Uncategorized, weird, weird facts, writing, tagged bright lights, diagnosis, DNA, doctors, evolution, medical, medicine, ocular nerve, reflexes, science, sneezing, sneezing disorder, sun, sunlight, WebMD on August 16, 2021| 9 Comments »
Sometimes you have to be your own doctor. After all, that’s why WebMD was created right? Self-diagnosis is great, but dangerous at the same time. Sometimes when I’ve been looking something up on that site I’ve been led astray and ended up believing I had numerous contagious diseases and bizarre medical conditions that I must immediately seek treatment for or I just might die. But, not this time. This time, I was right on the money with my self-diagnosed syndrome.
(more…)New Shoes For Dummies
Posted in beach, beauty products, blogging, Family, friends, health, humor, Jansen Schmidt, laughter, travel, vacation, weird, writing, tagged band-aids, blisters, comfortable sandals, comfortable shoes, cute shoes, feet, foot, new shoes, orthopedic shoes, pedicure, practical shoes, sandals, shoes on July 19, 2021| 6 Comments »
People love to get new clothes just before they travel, present company included. There’s something about going on vacation that inspires me to want something new and cute to wear. It’s part of the vacation experience. I know that I am not alone because often when I’m cleaning rooms after my inn guests leave, I see signs of new clothing items in the room. Shoe boxes, those annoying little plastic attachers for price tags to be affixed to clothing, brand name tags that have been clipped off and discarded in the trash.
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